Meaningless humans have enjoyed the comfort of personal flotation devices for many years. Cthulhu has been missing out for aeons! He's been doggy-paddling like a chump this whole time, but no longer.
Enjoy this timeless -- well, deathless -- image emblazoned on a lighter sea blue 100% heavyweight cotton T-shirt in women's sizes. And on the back at the neck: the Chainsawsuit wordmark of quality. For the record: they are not babydolls. The short sleeve is sized a little shorter than the men's